Thursday, April 27, 2006

Passing time while stuck on traffic.

Besides picking their nose, while stuck in traffic, do you ever wonder what is the person on the car next to you thinking about?? Come and have a ride with me.

Hugh, at 80, YOU ARE, and while be, the only American Idol!!!!!

With the exception of my Dad, I wont bow to another, earthly living man ( I might bow to Jesus if he comes during my time). But when it comes to you Hugh, I really have to think about it.

Who is the guilty party, Charlie Sheen or Denise Richards? My theory is, whoever gets to pick first is at fault! I do not pick the bad tomato out of the crop. Do you?

What is the one thing you would like to tell your boss? Besides the customized cartoon to your right, how about, "Sir your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part".

Who the heck is Donny Deutsch and why does he gets to have a tv show?

During my lifetime, Richard Nixon and Jimmy Carter have been running neck to neck in the Worst President Award race. I really believe they got passed.

And speaking about horses, I might need one with these soaring fuel prices. And please, will some people stop telling me they are paying more in Europe and Canada? They are having more sex in Holland, and medicine does not cost as much in Toronto, so I am not making comparisons.

Would people start telling me what they are thinking and or feeling, rather than acting weird and having me guess? You would make life a little bit easier, and my guesses not as bad as the reality is.

And along those lines, I was wondering how empowering is to know things, and not letting people know you know them. A friend asked me once to come over and fix her computer. Nothing than a little disk-clean up, deleting temps and a defrag wouldnt take care of. But in the cleaning, I found all these cookies and spyware from porn sites her husband was visiting. The fun part is when we are all together and a related topic comes up, how he is the first one to judge those who do that. If observing people is fun, observing people behave when you know their reality is double the fun. Or even sad, if you care.

Is it me or is Brad, Angelina's bitch? Seriously, you seem like a very nice guy, but you are the man, stop following and do some leading.

Why do they call it Hump Wednesday? Think about it, how many times do you 'hump'on this day?

No seriously, check this out, Sunday I went to bed really late, and I got up early on Monday. On Monday I went to bed earlier than on Sunday, but woke up later on Tuesday. On tuesday I went to bed an hour earlier, and got up 30 minutes later on Wednesday than the morning before. Gee, thank God there are only 4 working days!! WAIT! What about tomorrow??? Is that why I wake up really late on Saturdays? Where is WHAM when you need them? On second thought, that is a nightmare on its own; I'll wake myself up before I go-go.


Blogger Lori said...

People that are first to judge.....and they have or are doing the same thing....Really gets on my nerve...ughhhhhhhh!!!!

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